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You know the word "Qwerty," right? It's really fun to spell!

Well, Qwerty, of course, is an abbreviation of the phrase "Qwertyuiop Asdfghjkl Zxcvbnm." This phrase gets 1,690 google hits as opposed to the much less refined "Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm" which get 30,100 hits.

Well, I was hanging out in an office and I couldn't escape. I learned to pronounce the phrase and then I chanted it several hundred times and I think I've memorized it.

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