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Saturday, April 28, 2007

Weather on the Sun


Scientists at NASA, in the telecommunications industry, and climatologists are worried about the solar maximum, coming up somewhere between 2010 and 2014, but they have not been publicizing it in order to avoid freaking you out. Freaking out is what we do best here on synesthetic superscam. This may prove to be the biggest solar maximum in recent history, buffetting the earth with radiation, taking out satellites, power grids, spiking skin cancer rates, disrupting the environment, and potentially worsening the situation with Earth's degenerating magnetic field.

While we are currently at the solar minimum, today earth is flying through a very large solar flare. There is chance that you may be able to see the northern lights even if you are not very far north.

Here is my new favorite space weather site:

space weather\

Here is a website where you can listen to the songs that planets sing:

dread lion

5 comments:

Eff Gwazdor said...

I should put together an online album of space songs.

Eff Gwazdor said...

Incidentally, the solar storms are directly related to cell phone signals and WiFi, so if you thought this was irrelevant, well, you are right and wrong.

Eff Gwazdor said...

We love how gifs scan in. So retrofuturistic!

We aree hyper!

Eff Gwazdor said...

You have to click the pictue to understand what I mean by that last comment.

logan said...

do you notice that you're talking to yourself?

but yeah, i love the music of the spheres. kepler, et al. low pitched woop-woop stuff. love it.